Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

Deflated

Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.

I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff

by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016

deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009

Deflated

To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.

Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.

by Brittens March 29, 2008

Deflated balloon

A tired person.

Helga felt like a deflated balloon after walking 10 steps. Bill was breathing like a deflated balloon.

by ArmendHammer August 6, 2019

The Deflated Balloon

An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.

-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!

by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009

Deflated cow

Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON.

This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away
DO NOT PISS IT OFF

PERSON A: YOU'RE A DEFLATED COW!!!

PERSON B: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANNNNNN

by Proud Member of the shin army September 1, 2019