decrapitated

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

by Sometrash June 6, 2020

Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

by enzo_gee August 19, 2007

decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.

that old house is all decrapitated from the weather

by christian May 13, 2005

Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

by Somerlea October 6, 2013