deceiver

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.

"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."

by Le Fartier April 12, 2010

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

deceiver pic

when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.

that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.

by Tridot July 12, 2010

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

andie deceived

When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.

Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021

Beaver deceiver

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

by Devinstation March 12, 2008