A
day where two friends became
best friends. What happened that
day? Well you are about to figure out how these two bros formed a covalent bond! It was a crazy adventure that lasted all
day. The two bros were straight up pounding each other from all angles: left, right, up, down and center. While they were pounding so GODDAMN hard, they were teleported to the Death Star. A challenger appeared at the Death Star. Who was it?
DARTH VADER!!! The two homies battled Darth Vader while they were still pounding each other. They defeated Darth Vader because Bro 2 hit Darth Vader with a
nut to the face :). A few moments later,
Thanos appeared. How did he appear? Bros 1's ass was pounded so fookin' hard, it was big enough for one of Thanos's universe traveling portals. Thanos came put of the portal and he was in complete disbelief. The two bros decided to fuck Thanos all over. Bro 1 whipped put his glock and shot Thanos in his fookin' purple face. After the attack from Thanos, Bro 2 already nutted
40 times, while Bro 1 nutted 38 times. The
day was almost over, and the bros were still pounding the shit out of each other. Five minutes later, Chris Pratt appeared and gave both the bros medals for defeating Thanos and Darth Vader. Chris Pratt later joined them in the pounding sessions. KEEP POUNDING
BRO 1 "MAN
DECEMBER 15 WAS AWESOME, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT ME!!!"
BRO 2 "BRUH SAME!!! RUMOR HAS IT THAT MORE CELEBS WILL BE JOINING
US!!!"
BRO 1 "Lets
ask our friends if they wanna join."
Random tall blonde friend "This sounds fake, I'm out."
BRO 2 " Fookin Pussy."