decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

decaffeinated

hardest line from 2008 masterpiece 'killer bean'

"decaffeinated"

by understoodabit October 24, 2023