David-gasm

When, in the course of human events, it becomes completely unnecessary for someone to make random ass noises that may or may not signal a coming (lol) orgasm.

Dude stop fucking David-gasming, it's only you and I in this house...

by Cornelius Chaos April 29, 2011

Davegasm

A type of orgasam by just looking at pictures David Cook and/or watching/hearing him sing.and being able to cum without even touching ones self.

Omg i'm having a Davegasm!!!

ahhh....yes

fuck yeah!

by Gabrielle C September 28, 2008

Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

DavidIsMaybeHere

DavidIsMaybeHere, is the huge lard of fat, that plays roblox and sits in his cats home

"Damn DavidIsMaybeHere is so fat holy"
"Yeah I know DavidIsMaybeHere is fat

by subscribetophlox April 7, 2019

Davidcampcounselor

Some tik toker who is a David and Daniel kin. Stop kinning Daniel.

Davidcampcounselor is a Daniel kin.

by Davidcampcounselor June 29, 2021

DavidWasTaken

A small twitch streamer that doesnt stream and a youtuber by the name space catboy.
Never answers messages on discord.

Person1: wanna play minecraft

DavidWasTaken:
Person1: Hello??
DavidWasTaken:
Person1: Hello??
DavidWasTaken: are you there DavidWasTaken

by 9dtr June 5, 2022