a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

by LiLPička March 24, 2019

Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019

pulling a David

Is the act of looking very busy at work when you are just loafing around and doing nothing

Victor:hancel you are not really working , but you look very busy with all those papers on your desk.

Hancel:shhhh, im pulling a david

by viczilla August 17, 2009

David is a nazi

Fun fact, David is a nazi

“Did you know David is a nazi”

by Mrix on sticks April 18, 2020

pulling a David

avoiding a task at all costs

“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

by waz uppppppp?!? November 7, 2019

Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.

Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."

by ANDO1111 June 14, 2010