Sweet dick Dave

Big dick small balls

He was a sweet dick Dave kind if night.

by SDDBP August 22, 2017

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

Big Dick Dave

The other ghost the haunts Dominic Hall. Allegedly he’s what calls over the Domrats.

*Using a Ouija Board”
Big Dick Dave: I S U M M O N T H E D O M R A T S

by sunnA sunU October 7, 2022

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025