dasani 

its clearly a city in nabraska. discovered by the british gnomes of south dakota.

jill:what does dasani mean? chris:its a city you fool!

dasani by dr.popple-opelous December 12, 2007

dasani 

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

dasani by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

Dasani 

Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?

Wow Janiyah and Dasani are a good couple

Dasani is coming i love him.

Dasani by Thehonestmonoto January 24, 2019

Dasani 

Dasani is the best puerified water EVA its enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential

DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina

Dasani by Flucker November 26, 2003

Dasani 

The act of having an erection while urging to urinate

John was flying through traffic, trying to find the nearest gas station, because the Dasani in his trousers wasn't going to hold much longer

Dasani by MinivanMafiaMan January 23, 2021

Dasani 

A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive. Shes a down to earth person who is an observant. She loves to make everyone feel comfortable. If u ever need someone to talk to without judgment Dasani will be there. If u have a Dasani keep them close because she’s hard to come around.

Dasani is like the water

Dasani by bbddd November 20, 2023

Dasani Dick 

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.

"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"

Dasani Dick by KevinWoods October 18, 2016