dasani

A french prostitute that frequents the corners in the red light district. See also: Evian.

That Dasani was the worst $1.50 I've ever spent!

by Ecko February 8, 2005

DaSany

Da-Saan-E

Verb: To out skill, out smart, and out do an opponent who has and advantage. To come up clutch in a time of great peril.

I just DaSanyed that kid. OMG I just did a DaSany.

by spelchek1337 March 30, 2009

dasani

term used to describe goofy imbeciles who are friends with blonde people

they're friends with a blonde named skylarker? oh, they must be a dasani

by Ayuzima June 5, 2022

dasani

its clearly a city in nabraska. discovered by the british gnomes of south dakota.

jill:what does dasani mean? chris:its a city you fool!

by dr.popple-opelous December 12, 2007

dasani

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

punani dasani

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.

Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!

by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020

punani dasani

A euphemism for WAP.

My head game is fire, punani dasani
Its goin in dry and its comin out soggy

by AbusiveTortoise September 6, 2020