dankity dank

Some fucken crazy ass trees.

This shit is dankity dank.

by Sir Smoke Alot February 22, 2003

Upmost Dankity Dank

1. Of the highest quality; usually involving weed or paraphernalia, i.e. blunts, bleezies, bongs, pipes, vapes, herb, etc.
2. Of the highest level; usually describing as to how high one is.
3. P.o.s. used as an adjective, to describe something/someone, as being of the best quality; the most respected.

1. "Man, this shit is of the upmost dankity dank."
"I know nigga."

2. "Shit son I'm at the upmost dankity dank."
"Word up nigga."

3. "Yo man yo car is of the upmost dankity dank."
"Shit! I only roll in ma Bentleys G."

by mkyfckndbtchs January 27, 2010

Danknity

(Noun) the state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect while under the influence of marijuana

(Noun) smoking marijuana in a fashion that would draw praise or applause

"Charles smoked bowls with great danknity."

by broberso September 5, 2013

Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty)

1) The quality of being Dank.

2) The measure of dankness in Cannabis Sensimilia.

example 1) Man this shit has a level of dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) that is through the roof.

example 2) Whoa this shit must have been grown by Mr. Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) himself.

example 3) Dude this shit ranks a 4.20 on the dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) scale.

by Mr Dankosity July 23, 2010

Dankity

A synonym for "dank", which we all know is a lame word.

"Ayo, ma, dat skeet ass muffkin shi is straight up dankity!"

by Raymonskie April 1, 2008

Dankosity Scale

The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.

Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"

by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025