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jean claude van damme

star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
by the badger July 25, 2003
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kickin' like Van Damme

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.
Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.
by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017
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Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by Antony December 20, 2003
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VAN DAMME

The act of kicking open a door very loudly. You usually yell the words VAN DAMME as you are doing it as well. Refers to the action movie star Jean Claude Van Damme, and how his kicks can bust down doors.

This is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious asshole, or you're carrying something and can't use your hands.
Ahhh shit I can't open that door with all this shit in my hands. Oh well, VAN DAMME!(Busts open door with kick)
by BigYetiDick January 28, 2008
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Van-Damme it

1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.

2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.
You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."

Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."
by Yehudi c/o Rhett April 29, 2008
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Jean-Claude Van Damme

The definition of ass-kicking
That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme
by Rossman! May 6, 2006
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Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.
Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008
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