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Dafty Crafty 

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task
I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!
Dafty Crafty by trylobyte February 1, 2023
Related Words

heavy dafty 

someone that is a pure helmet.
heavy dafty by Steak Jeeb February 13, 2013

half dafty 

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty
half dafty by Frank Mac January 17, 2008

On A Dafty 

To have sex with somebody of the opposite sex who is below the average standard, just for the fun of it, no strings attatched.
Person A: Would You Fuck Her?

Person B: Yeah, Only On A Dafty Though.
On A Dafty by jack-boro June 1, 2010

DaftPina 

Have you heard of this guy? He's such a DaftPina.
DaftPina by Joseph Motherly October 18, 2021
Same as Dofty; but doing it with finesse.
man, he's just done a doftyy!
doftyy by Johan Smalac December 16, 2013