doof-a-dooter

A broken down, spray painted, foreign vehicle, with no floorboards or wheels.

Guy 1. Why don't you scrap that doof-a-dooter?

Guy 2. Because the junk yard wont accept it.

Guy 1. Oh.

by U know, that guy! December 15, 2009

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

buzzing her dooter

When a female enjoys the act of pleasuring herself with a vibrating sexual toy.

That girl probably enjoys buzzing her dooter before taking a nap.

by JimmyConway August 29, 2017

Dooter

A trumpet

I like to doot-doot on my dooter.

by CootsMcGoots October 16, 2020

Dooter

A name that a person is called when it is their birthday. Their name is appropriately ‘Dooter’ on the day of their birthday, then it changes back to their normal name on the next day.

It is Terence’s birthday today, and his name will be ‘Dooter’ for the day.

by Urbanmusicdefs January 11, 2023

Dooter

An Asshole, Butt hole, Rectal entrance, Stink maker, Fartbox, Back door etc.

Wow, she really just shoved that up her Dooter!

by Sworn91 November 27, 2022

Hairy Dooters

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my hairy dooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023