Deriod

That time of the month for dudes. Infinitley worse than periods. Usually accompanied with excessive sperm cramps, resulting in extreme mood swings and diarrhea.

Dude 1: "Bro, why are you in such a bad mood?"
Dude 2: "Sorry bro, I'm on my deriod."
Dude 1: "Ah fs bro, I hate deriods."

by deriod_expert May 12, 2025

deriod

"dude period"
Men who use this term unironically are part of the sassy man apocalypse

Videos often mentioning deriods are often accompanied by recreating clips of American rapper Saucy Santana, the singer of the viral "Material Gworl" song.
The term gained popularity after a TikTok user @abdoulupnext posted a video in March 2025 jokingly claiming that "guys also have periods during certain times of the month," with the caption referencing someone being on their “dihriod” (a variation of “deriod” using the slang "dih").

"I'm on my deriod don't bother me"
or
"I know I'm tea that's on deriod"

by mikuenjoyer8245 May 21, 2025

deriod

a man-period, aka when a guy wants a pathetic excuse to act like a shithead; similarly to how women are moody on their menstrual cycle. commonly used by incels and whiny manbabies.

"urghhh im on my deriod!!"

"slit your wrists and bleed out"

by trashy9267 August 5, 2025

Deriod

A man's period

"Shit bro, I just got my deriod!"

by authentic.misfit May 12, 2025

Deriod

dude period

“bro why is jake acting so strange and moody rn?”
“oh he’s just on his deriod don’t worry”

by Icecube tick tock May 26, 2025

Deriod

Dick + period = deriod (or dihriod, cf. 'dih').
1. Can be used for emphasis (on deriod, or just 'deriod')
2. A parody of female periods; deriods are male periods.

1. I said what I said. Deriod.
2. Dude I can't hang out. I'm on my deriod.

by dihman May 18, 2025

Deriod

When a man is horny and has aches in his balls and dick like a female on her period.
Typically used to ask for nudes or other forms of media from female friends.

Hey girl, I'm on my deriod, you should entertain me to relieve the pain.

by Words made clear! May 26, 2025