cyberpimpin

The act of intentionally trying to cruise a social networking site in pursuit of a beautiful FIERCE chick when you yourself are too lame to ever encounter such a cool chick in person!

This loser needs to stick with {parking-lot-pickups}, and stop CYBERPIMPIN!

by nunyabiz..;-) February 3, 2010

Cybersimp

CDPR's fanboys that can't admit that Cyberpunk was a huge disappointment and they are simping for it on any chance they get.

- I don't know what people are saying: I am having so much fun playing Cyberpunk on my PS4 and I haven't seen any bugs so far. its the best game ever and Sony had no right to remove the game from the store.
- Omg you are such a Cybersimp

- Stop calling me a Cybersimp! CDPR didn't have a choice, they had to release it unfinished because gamers pressured them, it was not their fault! They will patch the very few minor bugs asap and it will be perfect, you will see!

by palamosteliaro December 25, 2020

cyberpimp

A man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. It is actually the evolution of pimping - not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybersex multiple women at the same time). Unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.

Cruk'D - "what up sun"

Mplicit - "chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it"

Cruk'D - "nice... cyberpimp that ass"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

cyberpimp

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name

"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"

by G Money May 7, 2005