cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cuntspiracy

When a group of women congregate to plot your demise.

Never mess with women because next thing you know, they will form a cuntspiracy against you.

by Barnbitch FFF May 6, 2021

cuntsmith

Someone who smiths cunts

Don't buy cunts at the gluttonous super markets, buy cunts from the local cuntsmith and support local produce!

by Robert Palmer August 1, 2007

cuntspiracy

A conspiracy of cunts.

The NOW is a total cuntspiracy!

by Gringoy September 14, 2007

Cuntspiracy

When you are so desperate and you cant get laid no matter what you do.

You: I have tried everything and I can't get laid. Clubs, hookers, russian brides!
Friend: It must be a Cuntspiracy!

by Riddlers Rage August 18, 2011

Cuntshit

1.The excretion of the vagina during blob season.
2. A baby, e.g. "Yeah, the missus just had a cuntshit. It's a boy!"
3. The surprising brown mess which arises when one has had vaginal sex too soon after anal sex!

by Kevin Weilding May 12, 2003

Cuntshite

Someone who is annoying, unitelligent and arrogant, although they seem to think completely the opposite.
They also smell and couldn't get laid even if they had a £50 note attached to their knob

CUNTSHITE!
'You see that person over there? - He's a cuntshite!'

by peter white88 July 15, 2006