cunt tree

shitty music played my hicks with cowboy hats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand that CUNT TREE music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ItsAllBeenDone March 28, 2004

Cunt-tree

(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.

(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).

(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.

After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.

Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!

I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?

by Blantern January 12, 2021

Bitch leaf off a cunt tree

A bitch leaf off a cunt tree is the term for an evil woman who comes from a more evil woman.

She was so bad for him... I knew she was a bitch leaf off a cunt tree all falling on his grass.

by Chayce1981 November 1, 2017

tree cunt

The worse thing ever to be called. A low life piece of shit that deserves to die. Some one that sits in a tree and throws shit at people walking by. Evil step moms can also be tree cunts.

Damn, Scotty is a tree cunt!!

by Christopher Short May 2, 2008

cunt treed

when a guy trys to put his dick into a girls cunt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the cunt being leaves and the dick is the trunk.

man yester day me and my boyfriend were gonna do stuff...but i got cunt treed... he is too big!

by cherriefreak326 March 7, 2008