Cunt Hair

A person who is completely useless.

Person 1: "There she is, sleeping on the job again..."
Person 2: "Dude, what a fucking cunt hair."

by NChick1987 January 30, 2006

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 13, 2006

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

cunt hair

a miniscule unit of measuremen (used alot in military).
however there are different sizes of cunt hairs. thickest to thinest-1. black cunt hair 2. brown cunt hair 3. blond cunt hair 4. underage blond cunt hair.

1. can you move it just a cunt hair more over?
2. turn the music down a cunt hair.

by Spike Dammit November 14, 2009

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

Cunt hair

A measurement representing very very small

I was a cunt hair away from hitting that deer

by Lax2live October 10, 2011

cunt's hair

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

by jkits July 09, 2006