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cumslap

The act of cumming in your cupped hand and then lightly slapping your partner in order to splatter jizz over her face. An original move of Muscat Private School, Oman gentlemen. Usually performed when she tells you to NOT cum on her face.
That bitch got cumslapped!
by Abdul Salam June 17, 2007
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cumspection

the act of checking yourself for semen stains before talking to someone.
jeb: "howd the cumspection turn out"
george: "positive, man, ill go back in a sec to ask her out. I got some scrubbin to do right now"

bill: "i forgot to cumspect before talkin to her, and she totally saw what i did last night"
by EeNnZzOo September 18, 2007
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Cumapalooza

An event that causes endless orgasmic pleasure.
James' mom was a cumapalooza.
by Gregorosaurus December 20, 2014
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Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it
Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!
by Yoadseem August 21, 2020
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cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)
Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!
by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009
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Cumsplode

When you reach the climax of sex and u cumsplode,or splooge all over the girls face.
Honey, I am about to cumsplode, OH YESSSSS.
by nvr4getpoland August 14, 2007
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Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.
Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.
by Jerk October 21, 2004
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