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Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Roof Camping

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.
Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch
by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020
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Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018
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cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*
by harmerboy January 1, 2010
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cumpig

Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)
Look at that whore, she a total cumpig!
by chomong June 18, 2020
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corpse camping

Term used in onling gaming, particularily in MMORPGs, where one player griefs another by camping his corpse so he is unable to ressurect his character or upon ressurecting is immediately killed again...with the process repeated untill one or the other gets tired and quits.
Man, Balinor will not cease to corpse camp me every chance he gets when I play EverQuest.
by [LK]Myrik December 15, 2004
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Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
by KinZil March 10, 2017
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