Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Cremation

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.

by trogleprak January 29, 2006

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Cumditioner

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.

My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.

by uneverknowK July 11, 2011

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cubationship

The unique, yet beautiful, relationship between coworkers who share the same cubicle.

Person 1: Do you have a stapler?
Person 2: Why, yes, I do.
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: My, we have a strong cubationship.

by OfficeLove August 5, 2011