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Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."
*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"
by Comfort69 June 18, 2018
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Cumfart

What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.
Sup Cumfarts
by DildoD September 21, 2020
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Cumfart

After a man passionately claps his receptive male partner’s cheeks without wearing condoms, the receptive male pushes out from his bumhole the cum of the man who fucked him raw and hard. Typically, the cum is mixed with the air that gets pumped into the bottom’s ass as a result the man thrusting his dick violently during the sex. It often ends with a beautiful ASMR sound effect.
Jack: I heard a loud sound that went like “spluuuuuurt!” from Pat’s bathroom last night. What was that?

Rob: Oh, that was Pat releasing a cumfart after I bareback fucked him hard during our hookup last night. I came so much in his ass.
by HornyTop25 January 1, 2025
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Cumfart Baby

After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.
Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.
by HillMeadow April 25, 2010
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cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
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Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.
I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....
by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019
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Usfat Cumfart

When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole
Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.
by Mr Hunt 911 December 15, 2021
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