Cumfart
When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."
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Cumfart
After a man passionately claps his receptive male partner’s cheeks without wearing condoms, the receptive male pushes out from his bumhole the cum of the man who fucked him raw and hard. Typically, the cum is mixed with the air that gets pumped into the bottom’s ass as a result the man thrusting his dick violently during the sex. It often ends with a beautiful ASMR sound effect.
Jack: I heard a loud sound that went like “spluuuuuurt!” from Pat’s bathroom last night. What was that?
Rob: Oh, that was Pat releasing a cumfart after I bareback fucked him hard during our hookup last night. I came so much in his ass.
Rob: Oh, that was Pat releasing a cumfart after I bareback fucked him hard during our hookup last night. I came so much in his ass.
Cumfart by HornyTop25 January 1, 2025
Cumfart Baby
After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.
Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.
Cumfart Baby by HillMeadow April 25, 2010
cumfart cocktail
Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
cumfart cocktail by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
CumFart SnowFelch
The act of ejaculating into someone’s anus, having them fart the anal creampie directly into your mouth, then spitting it back into their mouth so they can swallow the nasty mix of cum, ass juice, saliva and excrement. Combines anal creampie, cum fart, felching, and snowballing, all into one depraved sexual act.
"After filling her ass with a huge load, she squatted over my face and farted the cum out of her prolapsed asshole straight into my mouth. I then snowballed that whole, filthy CumFart SnowFelch mess right back at her, so she could swallow it."
CumFart SnowFelch by iron.anus May 18, 2026
Columbian Cumfart
When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.
I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....
Columbian Cumfart by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019