Cumrade

This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.

I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me

by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022

Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it

Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)

by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumnado

The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.

I was bored and horny last night so I setup the box fans and started a cumnado!

by Tornado Cum August 21, 2013

cumad

1)Italian slang for girlfriend on the side. Derogatory term for a married man's girlfriend.
2)A woman typically not good enough to be serious with. Originates from the Italian word cumare meaning girlfriend. Over the years has been corrupted being shortened to cumad.

Look there's Joe over there out with his cumad again while his wife is at home.

by Jenna Adamo February 12, 2009

cumrades

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.

"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "

by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012

cumwad

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

by Smacktard July 23, 2003