National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020

cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

Cumbies

A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.

Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

cumblast

To shower a girl in loads of cum, preferably on the face but the tits will do nicely as well.

There's nothing better than seeing a hot, big-titted girl get cumblasted.

by captainmarvel September 11, 2004

Chumbles

The lower belly area of a chonky cat. It's often seen hanging down low, swaying seductively as they walk, and almost impossible to resist touching.

Carlo's chumbles swayed from side to side as he walked the hallway trying to keep up with his owner.

by Maybe yes maybe knope August 7, 2019

Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

cumbled

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.

“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”

by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022