magna cum laude

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch

She made me magna cum laude!

by Super Heavyweight January 11, 2003

magna cum laude

n. a load shot with such amazing size and force it is comparable to an eruption of magma from a volcano

I wish Peter North would shoot magna cum laudes into my plump ass.

by George Resso January 16, 2004

Summa cum laude

The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.

"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."

by Nick Melanson February 20, 2008

Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.

“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”

by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025