"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"
by gay-rat October 18, 2022
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A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...
by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 28, 2019
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Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!
Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!
by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021
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Wen the female vigina has crusty dried cum left in his/her vigina abd dusty is the physical smell and look of a nasty aroma of the vigina

Commin in stripers, hoes, and female escort
Yo that bitch was crusty and dusty last night im no kidding she was
by Fuge_Nuggets December 19, 2019
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Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!
by Human_person123 December 16, 2021
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