by CJ142857 April 25, 2022
Get the Goat Throat Crucifixion mug.A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.
Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.
Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.
Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
by Misteur E January 13, 2020
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by Crucifixion Phobia April 20, 2011
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Get the Crucifixing mug.by GodlyMammoth April 6, 2017
Get the Crucifixion Snatch mug.When somebody at a catholic school gets ninered it is called crucifixion. It is only crucifixtion if it involves homosexual acts or acts of fuckery
Kamal: oh shit its the seniors
Jamal: do you know why they are here
Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion
Jamal: do you know why they are here
Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion
by .... October 10, 2019
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Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.
Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.
Christian: Hey Jesus how’s ya crucifixion treating you?
Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.
Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”
Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus
Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.
Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”
Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus
by Such is Life July 26, 2021
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