crotch waffle

an old stinky, used douchebag

I'm going to toss a crotch waffle at your face!

by Evil Sapper January 4, 2008

flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020

CrunchWaffle

A dry turd that has been wafflestomped.

Chad patently awaits as the ass crayon drys in the tub for the most delightful CrunchWaffle.

Or;
I can not believe he is taking so long to shower, it must be a CrunchWaffle thing…

by Mr. CrunchWaffle March 6, 2024