A croc is a girl who is either ugly, gross, fat, trashy, slutty, or any combination of the previous.
No one respects Croc shoes because they are useless shoes.. Just like no one respects girls with any of the previously listed qualities.
A true croc is also a girl who is 'walked on'- just like the real shoe.
No one respects Croc shoes because they are useless shoes.. Just like no one respects girls with any of the previously listed qualities.
A true croc is also a girl who is 'walked on'- just like the real shoe.
Cody: Wow, look at that ugly girl funnelling vodka.
Nate: She's a total croc!
Cody: The only reason that 28 year old is dating that 16-year-old trailer trash slut is so he can get laid whenever he wants.
Nate: Not my croc, not my problem.
Nate: She's a total croc!
Cody: The only reason that 28 year old is dating that 16-year-old trailer trash slut is so he can get laid whenever he wants.
Nate: Not my croc, not my problem.
by paysaybay11 May 16, 2011

CROC
similar to crap, fuck, shit, bollocks but more preppy mostly used by people who dont like to swear.
similar to crap, fuck, shit, bollocks but more preppy mostly used by people who dont like to swear.
pupil1#: soz i just spilt ma coke and fucked up ur homework!!!
pupil2#: oh croc i'll have to re-do it, it took me 4 hours you know you wank stain.
pupil2#: oh croc i'll have to re-do it, it took me 4 hours you know you wank stain.
by olivia b May 3, 2006

Croc- a name for an old lady that's hot.
Like a cougar but 60 and up are considered crocs.
Crocadile- supposedly around in te stone age. (old).
Like a cougar but 60 and up are considered crocs.
Crocadile- supposedly around in te stone age. (old).
by Bigcarri March 24, 2010

Gatorade. Derived from "Gator" which becomes "Croc". Also known as "Crocade" or "Croc-ade". Originated in Eastern Nebraska.
by The_Legendary_Mott May 4, 2008

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!
person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
by zarquon January 11, 2007
