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Roller Coaster Baby

When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
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Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome

That pleasant tingling feeling one gets in the groin area when going over a hill while driving or riding a roller coaster
Drive over that hill over there, I guarantee we would get nice cases of Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome.
by bliff July 21, 2011
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butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
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Creaster

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.
Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.
by Jimsdun March 24, 2008
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throat coaster

you know Danielle?, man she the best throat coaster around
by Shatara_18 January 7, 2009
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."
by StercouraceousZeugma July 28, 2018
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glow-ler-coaster

When you've "glowed up" a couple of times, and you've also "glowed down" a couple of times, but you're still a bad bitch!!
"Yeah, I lost 200lbs and got rid of my ache, and yeah, I've put 80lbs back on and am not looking as fresh, but to paraphrase Ronan Keating 'Life is a glow-ler-coaster, you just gotta ride it'. You still can't fuck with me!"
by hofe18 July 22, 2018
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