cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.

I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.

by fryz January 19, 2009

cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008

Cripple

A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.

Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?

by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011