Cricketing

Cricketing is the ancient act of running pants-less into the woods on the first nice cool day of autumn and rubbing ur unshaven legs together in celebration of the end of summer

Starting in mid October, just around dusk, if you listen hard enough.... You can hear the local women cricketing in celebration of a new season.

by StraightSpry October 17, 2021

Crackerman

Racist term for a rich, middle aged white guy who hates and wants to dominate women and people of colour.

Ted Cruz is a shining example of a Crackerman.

by Pffft March 29, 2015

chickenman

a nubbish nubby who is just a nub

chickenman is the uberest nub

by DeathBunny September 24, 2004

Crackerman

The crackerman like his crackers

Hey crackerman how about them crackers

by Jlw1771 May 15, 2018

cricketing

When a man humps his girl vigorously in the missionary position.

I almost lost my senses when he started cricketing!

by Kit79 January 21, 2010

Cricketbat

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

by Petworth September 3, 2009

Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.

Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021