Crewe

A disgusting town in the admittedly beautiful county of Cheshire, UK.

If you’re wondering whether moving to Crewe is the right idea, just stop - It isn’t. Actually don’t even thinking about coming here. It’s unpleasant, dangerous, deprived etc. It’s also overpopulated, and very chavvy. It’s not the place you want to be unless you’re looking for a knife in the chest.

Probably the worst town in the UK.

Did you hear that Crewe is the best place to live in the UK outside London!

Don’t listen, that’s cap.

by Mateusz sadowski October 19, 2021

Crewe

The definition of a sexy man, he’s got a good heart and eats great pussy. He’s a keeper for sure.

“Oh that guy is a Crewe”

by Bigdickedbitch November 23, 2021

Crewe

A goofy ahh dude who does very gay thing but says he's straight (he's not straight)

" ima suck your dick"
"crewe thats gay"
"not its not"

by yourmum42069 September 12, 2022

crewe

best lfg qb known to man

Crewe went all pro twice!

by njhgfhgfhtr June 14, 2024

Crewe, VA

Hell.

Don't ever move to Crewe, VA. Die before you do.

by Will Walker October 10, 2003

Crewe Alexandra

The best team in English football

Person 1: I'll be Crewe Alexandra
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Because they're the best team in English football

by nilmar0808 June 11, 2024

miss simms crewe

Big booty lesbian chick with a shitty eye. Would fuck Mickey Mouse for free.

Damn miss simms crewe sure does love Disney.

by RyanTheBigBooty January 25, 2020