cressy

The only bitch in the world that is 100% honest 100% of the time. The best friend you will ever have! The worst enemy you will ever have! Cressy will whoop that ass if you fuck up!!

If you want real, get with Cressy!

by Tha1nonly December 19, 2016

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cresley

A bad ass drummer, one of unstudied natural ability.

Person 1 "Man, that drummer was so badass!"

Person 2 "Yeah, I heard he never took lessons, he's a real cresley."

by archibaldcraven February 14, 2014

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You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

by Fourndog September 11, 2014

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Cessey

A Cessey is a sweet tiny human. She is normally loud but can be very quiet. She looks Chinese but I swear she’s Mexican. Can be very insecure about herself but she’s a walking goddess. She always knows how to light the room with a bright smile and beautiful honey eyes. But don’t let all these things fool you about Cessey. She’s a devil in disguise

John Damn is that your girl Cessey

Antonio Which one
John The Chinese looking one
Antonio No that’s my because devil cessey

by It's me leafy April 9, 2019

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