A substance that 'muscle-mags' promote over and over again to scam you out of your hard earned cash. All it does for you is add 1-2 seconds of extra energy to your muscles - it does not build muscle for you. Wake up.
by killall December 28, 2005

by baz00kadrew March 5, 2015

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

An easily triggered self proclaimed "alpha" male "lifter" in his late 20's to early 50's that has emotional outbursts on their social media or irl , akin to a teenager.
The Creatine-ager refused to wear a mask while laying on the floor of the Costco, "I'm a patriot!" he screamed, while several people awkwardly tried to reach around his spitting teared tantrum radius for the green beans.
by JamesFromTheNowhere November 10, 2021

by Paddy2croydon November 22, 2021

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.
Rich.
Rich.
by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010

Used to describe a Meathead who lifts to get girls and achieves his goal of muscle gain through the use of creatine
by Brandon D.S. July 6, 2006
