creatine

A substance that 'muscle-mags' promote over and over again to scam you out of your hard earned cash. All it does for you is add 1-2 seconds of extra energy to your muscles - it does not build muscle for you. Wake up.

I gain muscle through hard work, not creatine.

by killall December 28, 2005

creatine

high usage of bullshit that is only watermass isn't real muscle,fake

creatine keane thinks he can lift

by baz00kadrew March 5, 2015

Creatine-ager

An easily triggered self proclaimed "alpha" male "lifter" in his late 20's to early 50's that has emotional outbursts on their social media or irl , akin to a teenager.

The Creatine-ager refused to wear a mask while laying on the floor of the Costco, "I'm a patriot!" he screamed, while several people awkwardly tried to reach around his spitting teared tantrum radius for the green beans.

by JamesFromTheNowhere November 10, 2021

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

Creatine monster

Somebody who takes creatine and automatically thinks they are hard when they’re still small

Mezzy is such a creatine monster he’s just fat

by Paddy2croydon November 22, 2021

Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.

I'm so jacked and even my pockets on creatine.

by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010

Creatine Pimpin'

Used to describe a Meathead who lifts to get girls and achieves his goal of muscle gain through the use of creatine

A: Yo, Johnny is gettin jacked, he's gonna pull mad bitties
B: He ain't jacked, He Creatine Pimpin'

by Brandon D.S. July 6, 2006