Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.

I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

Jamaican Creamie Airbag

When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.

Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.

by Garaf January 12, 2009

eggnog creamie

Eggnog creamie is when you bust a nut in a glass of eggnog and give it to your grandmother on Christmas Eve.

Yo, dude I gave my granny a eggnog creamie last night, she died.

by Corey The Cactus January 25, 2018

Dreaming creaming

A wet dream

Little Dougie woke up in a puddle after the dreaming creaming !

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

japanese creampie

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum

Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty

by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016