The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.
She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
by Ashxia September 29, 2017

a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af
by fartdogs June 2, 2016

That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
by N0body Unkn0wn June 11, 2006

A woman that uses cats as a substitute for affection. Her toxic mindset and political views have driven away all the dick in her life, throwing away all chances of having kids. Middle aged depressed, and no chances of living a fulfilling life they just sulk in their cat piss stained homes with more cats then men shes slept with. She typically has a soft racist views on brown people, seeing them as "poor and misunderstood", but in actuality she sees them as weak and in need of help(just like her dozens of cats). Typical traits they have are short hair, horned rim glasses, modern art obsession, and useless degrees(with a pile of debt).
You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
by Wothanar July 28, 2019

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.
Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.
Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.
Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.
by Jara-Paradoxis March 4, 2012

by TheZjads October 24, 2017
