Crazy Ivan 

The practice of snorting Vodka up ones nose from the underside of a shot glass...

Turn a shot glass upside down, fill the divet in the bottom with vodka... Brace yourself, and rail that..... Ta-da!! CRAZY IVAN!!

Crazy Ivan by LargeLeprechaun July 19, 2012

Crazy Ivan 

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

Crazy Ivan by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Crazyvangelist 

A person who attaches their own value, happiness and well being to the condition where everyone else must agree with and share their insane world view.

The crazyvangelist woman and her messianic-spun son are spreading malicious rumors about me because they think I need to be saved at their church.

Crazyvangelist by SpyingOnMyKeystrokes January 11, 2020