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Crayons and Onions

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

Crayons/Box of Crayons 

Instead of calling black people colored people you can use the slang term "crayons". When in groups you use

"box of crayons".
That crayons/box of crayons just asked me for a forty.
That box of crayons/box of crayons up to somthin.
Crayons/Box of Crayons by ademption December 22, 2009

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break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break my crayons 

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason
Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

breakin my crayons 

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."
- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?
breakin my crayons by j-$$ January 1, 2009