Crapsten

A superlative form of 'crap'.
The most crap of all.
Crappiest crap.

Derived from german superlative form and English crap.
Crap+sten = Crapsten

I don't give a crapsten. (I couldn't care less)

That's the crapstenest crap I've ever heard.

The lecture... twas crapsten.

That food was crapsten.

by devid O December 18, 2010

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

Crapster

Someone who levels up faster than most people to the point of almost speedrunning.

Dude 1: I gotta level up to beat that boss dude.
Dude 2: Just do a crapster my guy

Dude 1: How is that guy level 57? Wasn't he level 3 like Yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah but I think he did a crapster

by Punk04 January 19, 2021

Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

crap step turd

patrick reckner

you look like crap step turd

by Raihan Habib July 1, 2011

crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005

Crapster

a Crapster is someone that has the ability but chooses not to speak the truth ever. Instead they make up crap about anything and everything no matter what it's about.

That Steve is a total Crapster I can't believe what comes out of his mouth. He's a real shit talker I don't trust anything he says.

by mia.dancer December 29, 2021