CrapFuckWank

An expletive, created by O.O'Neill. Normally a phrase uttered when something has been forgotten, misplaced, goes wrong...pretty much same use as most other obscenities. Invented upon forgetting about a mock exam when back in school, three cursive words all brought together to make a humorous Super-Swear. The same technique can be used for other words, but Crap, Fuck and Wank all fused into one tended to have the best ring to it.

1.Tubbzeh: "Oliver did you revise for our Maths mock???"
O.O'Neill: "CrapFuckWank, I shitting forgot!!!"

2.Tubbzeh: "CrapFuckWank, where the hell did I put my
keys???"

by Tubbzeh May 23, 2006

capfucking

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.

oh man, i want to capfuck her.

by jake stephens, fida z. May 13, 2005

craptucky

a sex act in which a woman craps on a man's face, then smears it all over.

I could really go for a craptucky about now.

by dumpmeister August 21, 2009

Crapbuckets

When bad things appear to happen in large quantities. Usually used as a substitute for an expletive (e.g. shit) as a exclamation of how bad a situation might be.
'Bucket loads' of 'crap' = crapbuckets.

"Crapbuckets, I've got my first exam tomorrow and I've done hardly any revision"

"Crapbuckets, I completely forgot Sharon's birthday"

by Crapbuckets2000 November 7, 2012