Thanksgiving Clapback

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.

Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback

by Gladilay November 20, 2017

crapjack

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

by rooftalk October 20, 2008

Clapback

If someone roasts you, you have to "clapback" and roast them harder and just come for them, not with violence just with words.

You better clapback or people are gonna think you're soft.

by CAC37 March 29, 2019

Crapjacking

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008

crapjack

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.

"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."

by evman and benda January 19, 2010

crappacker

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.

He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.

by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003

Pelosi Clapback

Pelosi Clapback

Applause given to appease someone who does not deserve it, but whose ego desperately needs it. A “Pelosi clapback” can be clearly seen the night of the 2/5/19 POTUS State of the Union address in response to the POTUS suggesting bipartisan cooperation and not realizing the irony. A Pelosi Clapback can be rather sarcastic and very humorous.

Did you see her serve him that Pelosi clapback?? He deserved it bigly.

by HotBananas February 6, 2019