crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

crankwank

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

by Booty stealer June 17, 2024