period cramps

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see

i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

by ihateveryone12345 August 21, 2020

Barrington Prairie Campus

Rich uneducated white kids, annoying Mexicans and smart ass Indians. Oh and those 5 black kids. Welcome to Prairie. Welcome to thotville.

I went to Barrington Prairie Campus.

by Pseudonym?_? September 24, 2019

Infinite Campus

The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.

I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.

Fuck you Infinite Campus.

by gimmedatsammich March 9, 2011

Cap cramps

Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).

I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2022

the cramps

a good Psychobilly/Punk band

the cramps are still around and have been since 76!

by LL138 June 21, 2008

Chemist on campus

A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.

Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'

Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'

by BH598 July 13, 2012

Cramps

That pain that Satan blesses girls with so he can let them know what hell feels like once a month for a week. It's also the reason every girl wished they were a guy.

"Omg, I hate Cramps! I wish I was a guy!"

by $ammi3 September 14, 2016