A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
by I don't even know why March 03, 2020
Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.
by I am... Steel Man? March 28, 2011
The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.
by Boobafet August 27, 2014
by lostdwarf June 01, 2020
When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017
Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?
by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022
fertilize my eggs; impregnate me
by 42069salt March 11, 2018