nice cowboy hat

With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.

I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.

by cockninja July 15, 2006

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Aluminum Cowboy Hat

1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.

"and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!"

by joeyjoejoejrshabadoo December 7, 2006

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