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nice cowboy hat

With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.
I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.
by cockninja July 15, 2006
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Aluminum Cowboy Hat

1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
"and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!"
by joeyjoejoejrshabadoo December 7, 2006
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Faggot with a cowboy hat

Hey Mom i got thrown in jail by a Faggot with a cowboy hat for calling him a Faggot with a cowboy hat.
by TaxemicHOLT January 21, 2011
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THE NAKED COWBOY HAT OF ALMERIA

a cowboy hat....but u can only wear it wen ur naked
when wearing the THE NAKED COWBOY HAT OF ALMERIA u must be naked at all time
by wanny danny lanny panny fanny November 26, 2009
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Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s
Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?
by Kdub driver November 15, 2018
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Bitmoji cowboy hat

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.
Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.
by Happysow May 17, 2021
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
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