Country Music

1. As my grandmother turned on her country-music radio station, my ears started to bleed.

2. "If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd have a ball in mine."
by Jade November 14, 2004
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The type of music that makes people suicide more than any other. Look it up statistics show that people who listen to country music tend to commit suicide more than any other. The reason for this being the anger is always brought in and the blame rested on yourself rather then getting your anger and sadness away.
I do not wish to include and example with the word Country Music in it.
by Soberburnout May 28, 2010
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Real music about Real stuff.
Unlike almost all other stuff.
Guy 1 listens to rap.
Guy 2 listens to real Country Music
Ladies love country boys
by thepanthersrock April 15, 2010
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worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol
"yo imma listen to some country music"
"YOU FUCKING FAG"
by nihhers February 13, 2022
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Country Music, the Ass Cheese of Music, wishes it could be as great as Heavy Metal. Sadly this is one of the stupidest types of music.
Country Music sucks so much! “Yeah let’s ditch this Stupid Concert”.
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The amazing genre of all music where the singers (most of them) express there feelings into there singing and makes me and other people smile and happy to allow the singer to add in little notes to express who they are and what they are like.
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At one time a deep, earthy, and universally respected genre of folk music embraced by people from all walks of life, and performed by heartland poets who wrote touching melodies and thought-provoking but subtle messages about life, love, and loss, country music has now grown into a dim shadow of its former greatness.

Record companies have appropriated it for their own profit as they will with any great artistic movement. Insipid, voiceless dandies with the depth of wading pools have been propped up as the new "idols." Irresponsible and uninformed political rhetoric has usurped the lyrical foreground, alienating many fans and completely betraying the music's original status as art for the everyman, while mediocrity and uniformity sum up the musical direction.

If we can ever be blessed again by another visionary, a Williams Sr., a Cash, a Cline, or a Miller, maybe things will change. But for now, country music remains a brutally raped and distorted picture of art stolen from the artists.
You call that country music? Toby Keith is nothing more than an obnoxious, pre-packaged pretty-boy masquarading as a country artist! Shut that crap off and play me some Johnny Cash!!!
by Buddy-Rey September 01, 2006
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