Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.

Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”

by Tipdock April 25, 2021

Cottonwood Creek Elementary

A weird Elementary school in Greenwood Village CO that has five grades, and compared to prison is almost there

Cottonwood Creek Elementary is a molar like prison

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS

have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?

by moose_tracks March 1, 2023

Cottonwood

Trees that black people cut down

Did you cut down the cottonwood tree ?yes

by Uranium enrichment June 14, 2022