Tropical Costner

the maddest drink of all time
- crazy horse burboun
- jim beam burbon
- tequila
- ouzo
- every flavour icey pole
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Tropical Costner, created by aaron james and mendoza. dedicated to all the kevin costner fans around the world...
"dry lands not a myth....its a drink"

by Kevin Costner! August 21, 2007

Kevin Costner

A guy you don't see in many movies with Robert De Niro.

People are going to see with their eyes that the guy isn't Kevin Costner, he's just some guy infatuated with a girl in a catsuit, then what? It's not for lack of trying to convince them that he really is Kevin Costner that they'll see.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

dirty costner

Having a wank while harassing a masseuse.

She didn't do "extras" so I had a dirty costner instead.

by stuart fraser May 30, 2006

kevin costner syndrome

When one directs and stars in his own films for the sheer purpose of trying to make himself look cool on screen. The movie lacks plot and an interesting story, because it is too focused on the star of the picture.

John's last movie was so pretentious. It was all about him. I think he is coming down with the kevin costner syndrome.

by wca May 13, 2005

dirty kevin costner

the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.

See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action

by Jon March June 13, 2006

Costnered

To take something simple and make it complicated. Often in a very expensive and time-consuming way.

I asked for a cup of milk and instead he talked to me about the history of dairy farming for about six hours and I never got my milk. He costnered the shit out of that milk!

by Werdanagam February 27, 2017

Costner

Costner is probably one of the best people you’ll ever meet. He’s very funny and caring. He will make you laugh like everyday and his expressions are spot on. He even wants to be your friend even when you say that you can’t be friends. He can also speak French, and will continue to speak French to you even when only respond in English. He won’t let you do knee spins but that’s fine because he cares. He also has an addiction to blue Powerade and likes to waste drinking glasses but his personality makes up for it. He’s the best stepdad/actual dad/best friend/cat person ever.

It’s 200% Costner

by KayleeRose June 27, 2018