cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

cosmonaut

A reference to a Philosophy Tube youtube video about suicide and mental health. Abigail(Philosophy Tube) tells in her personal story about mental health that when she got the urge to selfharm or attempt, she would feel like a cosmonaut.

Person 1:’ I feel like a cosmonaut’
Person 2:’are you okay? Do you want to talk about it

by Sapphirebug13 January 20, 2022

Kak Pipe Cosmonaut

Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.

"Why are you walking like that?"

"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"

by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008

cosmonaut variety hour

The lord of common sense, nerd culture, and putting eccentric fanboys in their place.

That awesome guy gives me a cosmonaut variety hour vibe.

by EXTERIORSHAND February 4, 2020

Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.

Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."

by Khrisiah June 9, 2010

Chemical cosmonaut

One who explores inner and outer space via the use of natural and synthetic chemicals. Often a college student.

John will never advance in life as long as he chooses the vocation of chemical cosmonaut.

by Heirbare August 29, 2017

cosmonot

someone whose life revolves around getting extremely high.

"this cosmonot comes pigfishing for cape canavral every day"

by eddie ringer April 23, 2005